- Posted by Deliah
- On February 3, 2017
- 2 Comments
- Abby & Lee, Alpha-dangles, Alphabite
Happy New Year, welcome to February and the first official post from Awaken the Toys. Yes, I know its February .. you’re not going crazy. January was so full that blogging had to take a backseat. No cocktails by the pool, endless massages and dinners made to order. Just working with some very moody creations and spending time with the offspring. So what have I been doing? Website & Etsy store stuff, we are 8 cm dialated and it’s almost time to push! Soon you can shop direct!
Alphabites have been multiplying, the last stitches are being applied and a photoshoot took place. Although some of them were complete asshats and I had to implement timeout, which did absolutely nothing. I’ve already boxed up a few and shipped them off which brought the others into line quickly. Read about them as I add them to instagram and check out their full biographies on the website, they are part of the Abby & Lee Collection with the Growls and the Nibbles.
So want to meet a couple of them now?
This is Alphabite O. He is obnoxious and obstinate. He tries to give advice to every Alphabite and believes that he knows everything.
He tends to clash with Alphabite Z who is convinced he is the Alphabite overlord, it’s always a fun room to be in. Throw in Alphabite T with her random swearing and shouting and this is the party to be at!
Alphabite O also finds Alphabite I and Alphabite Y somewhat annoying as he tends to be the butt of their jokes and gets quite worried when they include Alphabite W, he is convinced that guy has it in for him.
Though he is quite the pain, he also has the the tenacity to get the job done, so this is the Alphabite for you when you want to get things done quickly and efficiently.
What can I say about Alphabite R? He’s one relaxed guy. Sometimes you will need to give him a little poke to make sure he’s actually awake!
He is best buddies with Alphabite L and they just love to chill out and have a good time. If there’s something fun happening he will just go with the flow. He says if Alphabite Z wants to be the Overlord of the Alphabites, who is he to argue?
Sometimes he will frustrate the other Alphabites with his lack of decision making skills. So no one really asks his opinion. Ask Alphabite C, it once took Alphabite R so long to decide if he was going to attend a book fair that Alphabite C was keen to checkout, Alphabite C gave up in the end. When he finally decided he might like to come along, the fair had been and gone. He can go missing for long periods of time. No one asks, it’s easier that way.
One hyphenated word. Alpha-dangles. What my hairy aunts bottom you say?!!! Yup, you can jingle all the way with your own Alpha-dangle for your backpack, keychain…. hair accessory… i won’t judge. They will be announced next week and I will have some photos up on the website as well as colour options available. If you can’t wait then just email email@example.com and I’lll shake and shimmy them up for you.
Enough about me though, what have you been up to? I’d love you to drop me a line or comment on this post and let me know how your Christmas/New Year has been.
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